50 sombras negras See more» I really don’t like Fifty Shades of Grey (the original one), but I enjoyed this parody, and man, it has some damn hot scenes, not. E.L. James’ kinky best-seller gets the big screen treatment with this Universal Pictures/Focus Features co-production. The steamy tale details a. When literature student Anastasia Steele goes to interview young entrepreneur Christian Grey, she encounters a man who is beautiful, brilliant, and intimidating.

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Most of the time he’s serious, brooding, and threatening. I seriously cannot wrap my head around the fact that this is a bestseller. James made at giving these pathetic shells personalities. I’m already finished writi I read this book back before E.

The bottom line is I hated absolutely everything. He comments that the book is horrible and wonders which third grader wrote it. Belle’s father gets lost and captured by the Beast in his castle. British Board of Film Classification.

Christian Black Kali Hawk So this means that the reason why you love the book is mainly Christian Grey being hot and an uber alpha? Retrieved March 14, This guy goes to the hardware store and buys like chains and lime and shit and Ana doesn’t think this is weird? When spoken to, a woman must acknowledge the other person with a gracious smile.

Thank you very much. But if you can’t do that, at least give me an alias when you tell all your friends about that dumb kid who sent you the book about pyromania without having done any research. She has absolutely nothing with which to compare, not even her own damn hand! Watching people get swooped at by magpies is more romantic that this garbage.


This is not a book about BDSM, this is a book about one sick, gdey man and his obsession with a young, naive invertebrate. In all honesty, this is pretty damn spot on.

Retrieved May 19, Here is why you should check out Fifty Shades of Grey, even though it’s terrible. A Dominatrix’s View Guest Column. Her leaving his twisted ass works for me. You know what I mean I don’t want to start yammering on about the way this book is written.

Signing paperwork in order to have sex with him? Seeing as it’s based off of a book where nothing happens, you can be guaranteed that as we go one step removed, even less happens. I bought this book with the intention of giving it the benefit of the doubt. The book’s erotic nature and perceived demographic of its fan base as being composed largely of married women over thirty led to the book being dubbed “Mommy Porn” by some news agencies.

Christian Black introduces shy college student Hannah Steale to the world of “romance” after she interviews him for her school newspaper.

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You see, I love erotica, and I’m not ashamed to say that I both read as you see sombrws my books I’ve already read two others and write it myself. Ana is genuinely afraid of Christian and is never entirely comfortable with the “punishment” aspect of their relationship. And Christian; we know Christian’s super deep and sophisticated because he plays the piano and listens to obscure classical music. As if that isn’t going to be ds mess in the morning.


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His whispers didn’t endear him to me either. She’s insecure to the point of it being laughable, ‘klutzy’ even though she only trips twice in the entire bookand a complete ditz. Let’s talk about what I hated about this book. I’m sorry but I’m a realist. That does not give him the right to exert control over her and abuse her.

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So take a chill pill grdy GTFO. Edit Cast Cast overview, first billed only: And I have to listen to Britney going on and on. Well, I loved it. Later, Ana wakes to find herself in Christian’s hotel room, gry he scolds her for not taking proper care of herself.

Retrieved February 5, But here I am in the mind of the innocent waiting to be devoured by the big bad wolf.

BTW, my boyfriend is not an abusive and manipulative stalker.